Long time CS 1.6 player looking for CS GO beta key

Hey reddit. I heard you guys were pretty cool. So I thought I would give this a shot.

I started playing CS 1.6 in 1999 when I was 6. I got really into it and it introduced me to other shooters and games. This seemed like a long shot but I thought maybe someone would give me a break. I've been trying to get my hands on a CS GO beta key since the beta started. Yes I tried the survey, but no luck there. Like I said, long shot. Just hoping for that one awesome freakin guy that will give me a break. I could say something like my life sucks right now and go for pity, but I thought I would just be honest and see where that gets me. Alright well thanks for reading my post. Later reddit.