Life is too short to dedicate all of it to having kids

So much to do in so little time and you decide to throw all of it away becoming a parent? Breeders could never make me feel bad for my decision!

“Youre not worth marrying if you don’t want kids” Good! Less baggage for me! Why would I want those ankle weights killing my career, social life, and mental/emotional health?

Threaten me with a good time I beg of you.