Reddit, if a Vampire offered to "turn you" (Into a vampire) would you let him?

And not a gay sparkly vampire either; you suck blood, you sleep in a coffin, the sun burns you and you can turn into a black-ass bat at will.

Pros: Immortality, super powers, tons of vampire-worshiping fan girls.

Cons: Can't go out in the sun, you have to suck human blood (Maybe a pro if your a creepy S.O.B.), British dudes with long black hair and crossbows will hunt you 24/7.

Slightly high right now.