Schwab and Callahan going off narrative that Seattle is a third world country.
Posted Dec 8, 2021, 9:00 PM UTC
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You know someone has a coke problem when they project HARD about people around them doing a lot of coke. THEN come back to that point after everyone's moved on. Classic coke behavior.
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immediately what i thought. it was hilariously obvious.
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This guy has a coke problem.
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“I’ve never seen that much cocaine done by adults”
Bubba you do a pawlcass with Sam Tripoli
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This sentence implies brain has done a lot of coke with minors
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Only when he hungout with Chris Delia at the comedy store that ONE TIME
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So basically this show only exists now to reinforce, in even stupider terms, the dumbass shit Rogan says on his podcast.
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Some would say the dumbassedness
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Bappa, it’s a neeeeeerativeeee
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Callen: I never seen adults do that much coke
He was the only person doing coke, he just did it in the bathroom in front of the mirror.
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Oooooh y'sad from little rain? Awwww y'pussy.
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Yeah,I thought they were tough guys. They should take the attitude that difficult conditions will develop character. Remember Daddy Rogan thinks we're all getting too soft & need to take a spoonful of cement & harden the fuck up.
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No need to worry about living in cobaines house, y’cant afford it bapa.
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Hol up, Callahan complaining that Seattle does too much cocaine? Bapa sounds like the right place for you
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Taking 5 minutes out of your day to make a cup of coffee at home? Third world country. Starbucks Pink Drink? Modern civilization eutopia.
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They are only saying this because poppa Rogan just bashed Seattle. Rogan doesn’t understand that he basically lives in southern Seattle, and Schaub lives in Seattle with better weather and extra homeless and traffic.
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These whites doing weird shit man, theyre super educated they are rich, wtf this clown talking about, water weed dune hare dawg god damnit
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Lmao you can find the type of coffee shop they describe in any city in the US, yet these two dumbasses think it’s a unique thing dreamt up by Seattle whites.
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Wonder why Soy Boy stayed in Capitol Hill out of all the other neighborhoods🤔
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Walnted to be close to the vinn-yew
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In Everett, lmfao, only like an hour away.
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My bad. I had assumed he’d be playing in downtown Seattle. Y’know, like a real comic would do.
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Probably thought that’s where congress is.
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Callahan has never seen adults do that much blow. He's probably telling the truth. He does most of his drugs with teenagers.
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Everyone was quiet in a coffee shop? Yeah because it’s not LA where everyone needs to spew bullshit constantly. Probably because you were unmasked too. What a tool. I live near Seattle and I’m better off not going, but they make it sound horrible
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Yeah they do weird shit like sexually assault women and groom minors. Weeeeeeeird shit.
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Forming a sweeping opinion on a place based on collective sample size of 3 visits among 3 people? Water weed dune hair? I have a love / hate relationship with my city, but seeing these redacts shit on it gives more weight to the love side.
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Whats funny is Callahan is one of "those white people". The weird kid who doesnt fit in, comes from a wealthy background and then proceeds to fall in with more weird kids doing weird shit. Callahan was just born 20-30 too early, he'd be in Bushwick right now sleeping with me as well as women and holding down a job at a boutique ice cream store.
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Tawlmbout Seattle b? It’s the Capital of Washington. Had a beeeeeaaaaasssst of a show theyre
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This show continues to be 3 redacts acting like experts on things they have zero knowledge about. O Seattle B? Weird city never been there
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Callen was in finance in NY in the 90s. You saw that much coke. Guy was in NY and LA for decades. But a rando at one of his recent gigs had all the coke.
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Starbucks guzzling Schaub disrespecting bespoke coffee roasting. Is laughable.
It’s the same narrative as him referring to himself as a comedy veteran; doing Michael Jackson jokes in 2021.
If it was drake thooo. I hate that redacted bit
When he bites his first and bows his head into his elbow midway through that joke 🤬.
It’s the biggest grift action I’ve ever seen. You can tell some charlatan has coached him.
Schaub not understanding pourover, yet drinking his seven shot, roasted to oblivion, hazelnut cumshake is peak Bapa
It's the most offensive thing he's said.