Peter Pan looking for wings

Gentlemen,

I'm looking for wings. Having a bit of a problem finding suitable wings in my social circle as I'm a bit of a Peter Pan and all of my male friends are either 25 and don't quite have their shit together or 45 and married w/ kids and thus not able to go out much.

About me: 5'11", vary from fit to very fit depending on the season, interests include boxing/Muay Thai, motorcycles, sport rock climbing, long-distance foreign travel, bartending. I'm a pretty excellent bullshitter when I'm in the right mood. I live right around Upper Polk in San Francisco.

You know where to find me. Lookin' forward to it.