[H]A massive store [W]A backpack expander, keys, and metal

Hats!

1. Armored Authority: 1.66
2. Ghastlier Gibus: .22
3. Ellis' Cap: 1.33
4. Tippler's Tricorne: 1.44
5. Hustler's Hallmark: 1.44
6. Western Wear: 1.66
7. Spine Chilling Skull (2010): 10 keys
8. Magnificent Mongolian: 1.66
9. Manniversary Paper Hat: 1.33
10. Athletic Supporter: 1.33
11. Hetman's Headpiece: 1.66
12. Prancer's Pride: 1.44
13. Old Guadalajara: 1.44
14. Pink As Hell Master's Yellow Belt: 3.66
15. Professional's Panama: 1.44
16. Tyrant's Helm: 1.44
17. The Dead Cone: 1.44

Genuine

1. Diamondback: 1
2. Short Circuit: 1
3. Widowmaker: 1
4. Companyman: 2.33
5. Nanobalaclava: 2

Strange

1. Atomizer: .33
2. Bonesaw: .22
3. Killing Gloves of Boxing: .22
4. Jarate: .66
5. Quick Fix: .66
6. Sydney Sleeper: .33
7. Southern Hospitality: .66
8. Bottle: 2
9. Knife: 1.33

Regular's: 1 scrap each

1. Boston Basher
2. Ubersaw
3. Vitasaw
4. Scottish Handshake x4
5. Holy Mackeral x2
6. Detonator
7. Backscratcher x2
8. Eviction Notice
9. Degreaser
10. Fists of Steel
11. Nessie's Nine Iron
12. Loch and Load
13. Fan o' War
14. Your Eternal Reward
15. Conniver's Kunai
16. Wrangler
17. Bonk! Atomic Punch
18. Kritzkrieg
19. Equalizer
20. The Winger
21. The Diamondback
22. Sun-On-A-Stick
23. Short Circuit
24. Gunslinger
25. Direct Hit
26. Force-a-Nature
27. Bazaar Bargain
28. Machina
29. Sydney Sleeper
30. Dead Ringer
31. Southern Hospitality x2
32. Darwin's Danger Shield
33. Chargin Targe
34. Razorback

Misc Things

1. Crate 8 x3: A weapon for the lot
2. Crate 42: .33
3. Description Tag: 1
4. Frontier Flyboy: .33

Comment what you want, first come first serve. Keys and metal are acceptable currency. Strange weapons and hats considered for exchange if valued at their lowest spreadsheet price. Thanks, happy shopping!