I just drank a mouthful of my boyfriend's piss because he can't unlearn his bachelor ways. Tell me your awesome cohabiting stories Reddit!

Before I met m boyfriend he, evidently, had this habit of being too lazy to go to the bathroom so he pissed in random bottles and cans from time to time. I knew this and after about a year of living together it had never come up in anything but a hypothetical way. Today I got home from work early and collapsed on my bed, reach over to my side table and take a big swig of what I thought was Diet Mt. Dew. Hmmm, that tasted funny. So I swish it around a bit, thinking maybe he filled the can with water to sip on (he does that sometimes) it took me a good three seconds to realize what had happened. And then, vomit. Vomit on my shirt. Vomit on the floor. Vomit on the sink. Vomit fucking everywhere.

Needless to say, he didn't know whether to laugh, feel bad, or high-tail it out of there, but that is one thing he won't ever be doing again.

Tell me your wacky cohabiting stories, Reddit!