[REQUEST] Relationship ended last weekend and i've been in a klonopin stupor all day since my ex most likely fucked this lame coworker she thinks is more interesting than me.

[PIZZA RECEIVED]

Depressed, cant move, and no one to talk to, I'll probably end up putting the pepperoni in a smiley face and then yell at it for being so happy, then threaten to eat his face if he doesnt stop smiling. i'm actually really hoping he will talk and apologize for smiling so much.

The sad part is that's not even a joke.