How I had a painful ejaculation while taking dump. Anyone else have any horror genital stories?

Why am I posting this? I'm not entirely sure. I have no one else to tell this to.

So to start of I hadn't had an ejaculation in a whole week. That's right 7 days. The only thing I did do during this time, besides the frequent erections at the sight of the mildest arousing things, was maybe masturbate a little bit, but never to the point of orgasm. That's pretty much all I did for 7 days straight.

So fast forward to the 7th day of this pseudo-fap-athon and I need to go drop a deuce. As I'm pooping the usual sewer facilities on the front side also turn on and I notice it's slightly painful. I'm peeing small amount very frequently and it's HURTING. I don't really make much of it, and attribute it to something odd I must've eaten or drank. Then after some drops of pee let out I grab my dick to inspect it. Right on my foreskin there's a bunch of what I hope was semen, except it had the consistency of Jello. I'm sure you can imagine just how painful peeing Jello could be. I reach down there and peel of the absolute thickest wad of semen I've ever seen and then I peer down into the bowl. There's a whole cluster of this Jello like like semen sitting on the front side of the bowl. So I'm panicking now, thinking I might have a kidney disease or ruptured sexual organs. I get myself to calm down and just think that poop must've pressed against my prostate releasing a weeks worth of backed up fluids.

After I'm done with my business on the toilet I head to the urinal to piss out some more of this Jello semen. I had to drink a whole litre of water after that in hopes to flush the rest of the lodged semen in my urethra. After three visits to the bathroom the pain finally subsided.

Also in case anyone is wondering there was no orgasmic feeling. It seemed like a forced ejaculation that just hurt.

Moral: Fap, and fap frequently!

TL;DR: I came because poop pushed out seminal fluids from my prostate.