What are your erb ideas

I'll start, Sheldon Cooper vs Steve Urkel

Sheldon: I am a Modern Genius. I cannot be Beaten.

I’m going to Kill you, after I kill Wil Wheaton!

Your Voice is Obnoxious. Your Snort is Absurd.

It is Almost too Flattering to call you a Nerd.

I Serve my Revenge Cold. Your Suspenders you will Shiver in!

You Destroy Everything you Touch. You’re worse than Nitroglycerin!

You’re Washed Up, and it’s Laundry Day. Like a Towel, I will Wring ya.

Now Make me Hot Honey Tea because my Rhymes are Sick. BAZINGA!

Steve: Heidi-ho! Don't you know? Can’t Go Toe-to-Toe with this Urkel.

You’re Polka Dancing with the Devil! Won’t see you in the Winning Circle!

Try to Banish me, I Bounce Back like a Boomerang!

It’s You I’ll Destroy! You’ll go out with a Big Bang!

I Inquire you’re Quivering? You’re Shaking like Jelly.

I’ll Sing you Soft Kitty after you’re Dead in Bed, Shelly!

You can’t Comprehend Emotions, so here’s a Fun Fact:

Your Face shows Fear, and Sweat n Tears! Did I do thaaat?