Dear Reddit.. What's your best story from when you were high?

Dear Reddit,

I just wanted to tell you I'm so high right now I just had a conversation with myself on how my day has been, and I felt that I should sing Lean on Me to cheer myself up. I proceeded to sing lean on me to myself (mind you, i cant sing), and then i realized how high i was...

what's one of your favorite stories while you were high?