Question for trees [7]

What would you rather be:

A stoned penguin at an artic disco full of bitches

OR

A stoned koala that wears a leather jacket at the beach

Aslo, how freaky would a house cat as tall as a human be. dude, if i walked down the street and saw a massive pussycat meow at me, i would pee my pants. and then thinking about how cats attack shit. Know what I mean?