What is the most messed up thing you have ever seen/heard or even encountered at a hotel?

Like two months ago our house flooded really badly so we had to move into a hotel for a couple months. My parents were down the hall, My brothers were around the corner and I had my own room 2 doors from my parents. Everything was fine and dandy until maybe three weeks before we got ready to leave. One night we arrived back to the hotel from dinner and heard this couple a few doors down from my parents shouting at each other. For no reason other than that the guy had "added a girl on Facebook". Other than laughing at that we pretty much went on with our business. After approx. an hour they stopped fighting. Then all of the sudden at like 2am they started arguing again, They would argue day and night everyday until one day around 5:30 am the person staying in the room next to my parents went and slammed on the door and proceeded to scream at the dude. (that was the first time I had seen the couple) they were in their mid 20s and were both spray tanned from head to toe. after that dude they didnt argue that much....Until like 2 days later. They just went at it for 4 hours because the guy didnt wake the woman up to watch a movie until the morning. Around 4 pm my brother and I walked passed them in front of the elevator crying because the man was about to leave for good. As we walked past them we heard the guy cry, "What do I need to knock you out or something? Why dont you just leave me alone". we could not help but laugh before we got to my room. The cops were called by the front desk around 6:30 in my hall I heard a cop ask "Now can you tell me how the food got all over the wall?" and after a ton of crying and what not the cops escorted the man out of the hotel and to the airport so he could leave. It took three cops to hold the approx 5ft 5 woman back. In all from this guy adding a woman on Facebook (from what I heard through the door) They ended their engagement and canceled their plans for leaving the country together. In the end it was pretty awesome.