FWP: everyone's antique stores are cooler than mine

Went antique store/thrift mall/consignment shopping with my wife today. I'm always looking for pipe stuff or razors (DE or straight). We are in a new city - so it was all new stores.

I found one pipe - $50 for a grabow that had so much cake I couldn't have fit a ball point pen into the bowl.

That was it! You guys are getting all the sweet deals!