AMA Request: Charlie Sheen

I have high doubt Mr. Sheen will see this unless it makes it to the front page and someone see's this that can make it happen. But if so I will be forever in their favor. I know there is suppose to be five questions, so I will limit it to that considering I have hundreds to ask him. So lets begin.

1. What was it like growing up in the film industry?
2. Referring to question 1 is there any inside secrets you can give us that you have never told anyone before?
3. I am a huge fan of Bree Olsen ever since she did that scene with Ms. Grey, so I have to ask how did you meet her?
4. Being on set, and you can pick any movie that you were in, did you find any actor or actress that you hated or loved?
5. And If so what made your feelings toward that person?
6. I live in the south and would kill for (name the person) to make you dinner, if that is ok? (if not let me know)
7. Corbin seemed like an ass on Major League how was he off set?
8. Even though i'm not concerned with it, some people would want to know what was your first hit/snort of coke like for you?

I could go on. But however if he does this, since I deeply admire the man I want to give him an open invitation to my house, all southern cooking, no press or anything.... I love you Charlie Sheen.

EDIT: I also do apologize about the grammar.