Who else here thinks that cities named after asshat saints (St. Louis, San Francisco, etc.) should be given more rational, secular names?

Some ideas off the top of my head:

St. Louis - Saganville

Minneapolis-St. Paul - Minneapolis-Dawkins City

San Francisco - Atheistville

St. John's, Newfoundland - Religionisbullshit Cove

San Diego - Goddoesntexistville

Los Angeles - Fuckyourirrationalbeliefs City

Feel free to add to the above list. I think you'll all agree that these names are much more rational and much less offensive than these horrendous city names that shove religion down our throats! Who's with me here?