Only date rich guys

I spent too many years dating losers. Then I moved on to rich guys and my mind was blown. Now, before you call me a gold digger, hear me out—I don’t date wealthy dudes for their money but for what their cash says about their characters. Here’s why successful guys are so much more attractive. Nobody gets rich just by sitting around hoping that money would fall from the sky (unless, of course, they inherited it, which is rare). Guys who are rich wake up before the sun rises and work their asses off. This takes a huge amount of energy and stamina. I want to be with someone who’s always on the move, not a man who watches football on the couch all day. With some very rare exceptions, you have to be smart in order to make money. I’m not talking book smart—successful guys have emotional intelligence and great common sense. Intelligence attracts me, which is why I only go for wealthy guys. He can be adorable but if he doesn’t have the brains, I’ll pass. I’m not interested in only going out with guys for sex and emotional closeness. Unfortunately, that’s all poor guys can give me. Rich guys, on the other hand, I can learn from. I want him to be my mentor, not just a warm body. If he can teach and inspire me, I’ll be the best girlfriend he can dream of.