So You Think You Can Strip

Here’s a quick check list of things you should expect if you want to audition and work as a stripper:

[ ] Can you be topless in front of a room full of strangers?

[ ] If you work in a club without alcohol, can you be fully nude and show your pussy to men for no money?

[ ] Do you realize that not all clubs are “pole clubs” and you knowing a bunch of or any pole tricks won’t really change your income significantly?

[ ] Can you deal with rejection on a nightly basis?

[ ] Is your self esteem stable enough to be constantly compared to other women who are making more money than you?

[ ] Do you know this industry is racist and fat-phobic?

[ ] Do you realize there is no guaranteed money? You may leave with less money than you entered with. And unless you live in a semi-wealthy area with high foot traffic, you’re not going to be averaging thousands of dollars a week, or even hundreds a night.

[ ] Are you comfortable with men sexually objectifying you within the first few seconds of a conversation?

[ ] Do you have strong boundaries and aren’t afraid to uphold them?

[ ] Can you spend all night pushing mens hands away from your vagina?

[ ] Will you get annoyed by having the same simple conversations over and over every night?

[ ] Are you able to hear unnecessary comments about your body, clothing, hair? Some of these comments will be inherently negative

[ ] Do you know what a lap dance is? Are you aware that a lot of men will try to hold you down and basically hump you while you try to dance? Or try to finger you or grope your breast really hard?

[ ] Are you going to cry and quit if a guy cums in his pants while you’re dancing for him?

[ ] Can you work in an establishment that allows known sexual predatory to hang out and buy rooms, because they “spend money” even though they are a danger to you and other girls?

[ ] Can you be half naked or fully nude in a room alone with a man you don’t know?

[ ] Can you pretend to be having fun and enjoying a situation while you’re actually bored or miserable?

[ ] Can you deal with the societal stigma of being a sex worker? You may lose friends and family members if they know that you strip. If you keep it a secret, will that eat away at you and complicate your life?

[ ] If you work nights, are you ready to say goodbye to semi normal schedule? 10am will now be early to you, and you’ll be busy a lot of nights.

[ ] Did you know your sex drive and desire may decrease?

[ ] Did you know your faith and trust in men may also decrease?

If any of these questions seem like a huge shock to you… Then I implore you to do more research before trying to enter this industry.

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