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NotCWS1981

Santa is coming: Are you getting presents, coal or...

Posted Dec 12, 2021, 8:10 PM UTC

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RhybrahLegally Blonde•

I'm aiming to get the coal so I can resell it on the secondary minerals/resources market and finally escape the legal industry.

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PandasGetAngryTooAvocado Advocate•

Pah. You are getting coal for misbehaving!

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StuckWithThisNameNowIt's the vibe of the thing•

I just want some good presents!

Like the good ole days!

It’s all just Scrooge now 😔

I recall Insurers and Expert witness all sending hampers coming in a minute a piece, the thrill of sharing the loot with the team,

When Junior Counsel gets everyone fancy gifts from David Jones 🥰

The vouchers that Senior staff would dole out to junior staff as thank yous

Fucking austerity measures and stagnating wages it’s sweet FA now 😢

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NotCWS1981OPA knockoff Jordan Peterson in ladies’ clothes•

Yet, how good is that bottom line?

This is why I am a socialist. Share the revenue more evenly and I'll buy my own damned present.

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StuckWithThisNameNowIt's the vibe of the thing•

How bout gimme the money and the presents! Right now we get neither 🤬

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PandasGetAngryTooAvocado Advocate•

If I get hold of that trespassing old bastard, I am going to serve him with a Notice to Produce.

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StuckWithThisNameNowIt's the vibe of the thing•

Update, my boss just hand delivered me (I work from home 2.5hrs away) a Xmas gift of wine and chocolates. Woohoo presents!

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