An ode to HEB’s Butter Tortilla candle

“Oh HEB, oh HEB, how buttery your candle. Oh HEB, oh HEB, how buttery your candle

You smell just like a bakery A tortilla so damn buttery

Oh HEB, oh HEB, how buttery your candle!”

No but seriously, this is the best thing ever and it smells so amazing. My entire kitchen smells like a bakery now.

Posted Dec 12, 2021, 11:04 PM UTC

6312
Loading comments…