I know it may be a surprise but I am back

the red press

Hello all. I, Thiggatron, Chairman of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of PCMP Republic would like to issue the following statement. I believe it was stress that caused my incident and my stroke symptoms were because of an attempt on my life; via poisoning. Ever since the betrayal of my closest friend u/Con-Von-Hotzendorf and the mass villainization of the party I founded alongside the founding of the First PCMP Republic, I have been bogged down by innumerable episodes of anxiety and panic, most likely stemming from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Let me make this clear, I am still alive and well. Whoever did this dastardly act of failed assassination will be found and punished, and I hope the Republic's many political figures return to seeing me not as a villainous fiend, but as a Founding Father of the Republic and friend to its freedom and prosperity.

Up With the Stars!

Thiggatron

Co-Founder & Chairman of the CPPCMP

Posted Dec 15, 2021, 2:14 AM UTC

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