I am NicXes I the Great, future king of Toronto, Canada.

I have many other names. NicXes the Perfect, NicXes the Magnificent, NicXes the Glamorous, and one of the most commonly spoken, NicXes the Don Dada.

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I have over 1000 names.

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I follow the God of Light, and through me he walks the Earth and makes his will known.

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Decrees:

You will give NicXes all your weapons and money.

You will give NicXes 1000 virgins of his choosing.

You will give NicXes all of the Earth, including the Moon.

You will give NicXes your children to become his disciples so that he may train them and include in his army of 'Immortals', 1,000,000 strong.

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Immortals:

Marines x43, but better; all of them will have Iron Man suits or something of the sort.

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The God of Light has made his will known through me. And now you must do as he says. Ok. Thank you.