Scumbag Jesus - pay for a deluxe tomb, and it's not good enough for him, so he gets up and leaves!
Posted Apr 1, 2012, 4:51 AM UTC
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He hasn't even been killed yet. He won't be for another 50 years.
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I think it's probably 33, given he was born in 4 BC by most estimates, and crucified around 33 AD.
I must be prescient or something.
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What an asshole. That tomb cost a lot of money!
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He didn't even pay for it - some rich guy donated it to him.