TIFU by sending porn to my cousin

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Obligatory this happened last year.

Pretty self explanatory, I'm just out here, I come from a very Christian family, I be in church every week and what not, I be singing from time to time, but as with most people in the church secret addictions are all over the place and mine is porn, so I'm out here on the hub.

Finish what im doing put my phone down to clean up and it falls onto my leg and when i pick it up its on facebook. So i immediately go through facebook messages and I see a pornhub link has been sent to my cousins alt account. I panicked tried to delete the message couldnt figure out how, so i blocked them, figured out they could still see the chat history and that they would just be suspicious if they were blocked then I unfriended them to hope that if anything I would just appear in their message requests and they would ignore it. Nothing came of it ... yet.

TL/DR - Did the deed and then my leg sent a pornhub link to my cousin.

Posted Dec 31, 2021, 2:44 AM UTC

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niobiumnnul•

You're going to need to sing a bit louder to atone for this one.

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allokamaye•

Dumb joke in-cumming.

OP should learn to harmonize better, bc his sexy leg links won’t make his cousin any wetter.

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sparkleasscakes•

Y'all know that part of the Bible where it says if a body part causes you to sin to get rid of it...?

Hasta la Vista, leg.

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mhmism•

Just say that your acount got hacked, a white little lie..

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Reasonable_Ad_7289•

Ahh growing pains…

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AcrobaticSource3•

Nothing came of it...yet

Unless this is your stepcousin nothIng will happen

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howwouldiknow--•

A bit sus that he's expecting something to come out of it tbh.

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AcrobaticSource3•

Yup

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Did you nut on your phone? Jesus let’s retain some dignity.

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