PSA: Resolutioners/Gym Returnees — If it’s bare metal, put it down gentle
Let’s keep our gyms safe and equipment serviceable. If it’s not wrapped in some sort of rubber or impact absorbing material, don’t drop it higher than your knee. This is especially important for cable machines and dumbbells. These devices are much more effective with slower, controlled movements anyway.
For 2022, let’s try to have the professionalism and etiquette to keep these places open and well stocked with equipment. If you see something broken or unsafe, get that feedback to the gym staff.
While I’m at it, don’t drop your goals either, whether it’s a PT test or trying to drop that corona 40—the effort is the prize.
Be safe out there!
Posted Jan 5, 2022, 3:28 PM UTC
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AND IF YOU'RE A RETIREE ESPECIALLY, KEEP YOUR TOWELS ON AND PUT YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES ON QUICKLY LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I'M A FUCKING KOALA AND I STILL COVER MY DICKS WHEN IM DONE SHOWERING. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR LOW HANGING MAN FRUIT WHILE YOU TALK ABOUT THE PRICE OF MEAT AT THE COMMISSARY OR THE GOLF COURSE.
I like to make eye contact while toweling off my piece with my leg propped up on the bench Captain Morgan style… almost time for my lunch time pump sesh too
How many dicks do koalas have?!
Koalas have bifurcated penises. So technically, males have two penises. TMYK
I want to fact check that because it sounds wild but I'm also afraid to Google image search it
Just ask ur mum m8
For this exact reason, the best part about COVID was when they made the gym Active Duty only
every on base gym should be AD only.
100%, I guess I’m ok with dependents too
Not during peak hours. Maybe adult dependents IE spouses but not kids.
Fuck you I earned my benefits, one of which is the free towel-optional locker room gym. I don’t even work out I just go straight to the sauna to get ‘em sweaty and hanging low before I come out and brush my teeth, shave, and chat before heading to the commissary.
Edit: I also wait until peak morning PT hours and take a dump in the locker room stalls while everyone’s showering.
You son of a bitch!!!!!!