Here Ye, Hear Yea, Thus I sprecheth to my brethrin, listeneth to thy books of audio, theirfor learnth

This is the way I think in my head with a old timey voice and a kings tongue.

Oh christ

Audiobooks are definitely just as good as print books; look at this fine sir who has 100% internalized high level writing skills.

I clicked on their profile and now I need eye bleach

Books were a mistake.