I had a dream we got a brand new, multi-billion dollar stadium.

They built it right on top of Lincoln Park. Massive stadium complex, perfectly circular. It was kind of like a cross between Old Comiskey Park and the Roman Colosseum. The upper rim was entirely jumbotron all the way around. Lots of nice restaurants and other attractions throughout. Great view of downtown and the lakefront. Only weird thing was, everyone expected it to be called Comiskey Park but for some reason they named it after an imaginary Asian-Brazillian actor who went missing in 2016, and all I could think was, "boy, there's gonna be an uproar when they sell the naming rights."

Just wanted to share.