Penis Lamp - The semen (top? cloud? Screen? Fountain?) really sells it for me

Magnificent. This is the Michelangelo's David of ATBGE.

I dunno why it has all the filligree on the back.

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Your description was very apt. I pictured what it would look like, then opened the picture, and it was exactly what I had imagined. I would say it is a fountain.

This is clearly horrid, but my first thought was “how would you change the lightbulb?”

I'd display this prominently

So this is what happens when you edge for 3 weeks straight.

Well i have a group of friends... And i like to find this kind of things on the internet, we have this group chat, where we share unholy abominations...OP you made my day thank you ahahah

Where can I buy this?

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This is something that Peter North would display proudly.

I'm vaguely ashamed that I can pull up the reference so quickly.

I see a spacecraft taking a billionaire to space

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