BTCH023
A POETIC PLAY:- BTCH023
Setup:
An alien from the planet Kabut meets a human astronomer at a bar on MoonBase1. She is looking at some new data from a nearby blackhole which he peeks at and starts to freak out......
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Scene 1:
She:
O come now dear kabutroly, why turn so blue?
go gander your ear tips, see how dark their hue!
Kabutroly:
ye say tis recent lass? yu sure tis recent lass?
tell me straight, when did they catch this lass?
Lass:
why r your panties in a twist it's just a pic of infinity,
you've been here before, never seen you so finicky,
it's just a singularity ther're many within our galaxy!
Kabutroly:
not a, dear lass, the, singularity, i have it's memory,
it is the destroyer of worlds girl, one without mercy,
here, note this frequency, gather data and go query,
next time we meet mayhaps we share notes over sherry;
Exeunt !
Scene 2:
Six months later.... they meet again...... same place...
Lass:
you devil you're finally here!
pray tell, do all in Kabut have so heartless a spear?
that you kept it dug in us for half a year?
though I know just light hours away you were,
i man the scope, i know that mining Oort you are,
the flares of your ships have been seen for years,
but alas Earth's been too feeble to stop you these years,
but your activities in the Oort have been known for years!
and now you make us all wait, for half a year! Why?
when you gave me the clue I saw within a week what you wanted me to see!
that angle betwixt the plane of the galaxy,
.......and BTCH023,
when computed with it's velocity and trajectory,
makes an insanely perfect gravity gun! a true absurdity!
.....and on the sixth day i saw them fucking planets!
seventeen an evil now thou I ain't even superstitious,
smallest our moon sized, largest seven earths,
an entire system hurled our way,
O mercy cruel gods for why aren't the fuck you ever here to protect mere mortals!
oh those bastards have been slung towards us!
what may we do dear Kabutroly?
for sherry i had ordered for you dear blue,
but I drank it all in need in your absence,
that's so true;
Kabutroly:
you needed time to grieve dear lass, so i complied,
and those, yep.....,
there are more than you know enroute,
but the nearest one on a collision course with you is yet eighteen centuries far!
and we will share what we have unearthed,
for Kabut is but a cinder now due to such an event in our past and that's why we mine your Oort dear lass,
do not call it thievery sister!
say a loan to a brother in need,
to be repaid for our hearts be honorable though blue,
though they not so pretty and pink as you dear sister,
say we help you avert this, and mayhaps you help us with our colonies in your Oort?
and some men and materials,
maybe an embassy or a few, across the globe?
.... ask your people dear Lass, i will return within a year, may ye and yours fare well.........
exeunt !
•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•. Adnan Zafar Dada •°•°•°•°•°•°•
Posted Jan 11, 2022, 3:54 PM UTC · edited
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