King Cake Snark

So, the other day someone on FSU decided to post a picture of a plain King Cake a traditional Catholic made without toppings.

I hate to pull asablackman, but as a lapsed Catholic I can say TradCaths are the worst and can never say a sentence without screeching heresy to protestants and ending wirh high key antisemitism. However, there was nothing hateful in the shot.

Just a plain looking Louisiana style King Cake with misinformation it should be decorated but wasn't.

... FSU mocked the cake's appearance and how dare the TradCath didn't know traditional King Cake!? It's for Fat Tuesday how dare it be bland!! Didn't they know that Catholics love color!? Don't they know Catholic tradition!? Lol!!

So... uh. The King Cake tradition is based on the feast called Epiphany on Jan 6th. In Catholic liturgy, the Three Wise Men (Kings) came to adorn Christ as the Messiah. In Europe the cake was eaten until the season of Lent, when fasting began.

The cakes themselves varied from region to region in the middle ages, though it was mostly French/Flemish in origin. The cakes were usually unadorned. When French settlers came to the Americas they brought the tradition with them to Canada and then the exodus to Louisiana. The New Orleans King Cake in modern times were decorated purple, green, and gold sugar with a yeast based cake rather than the French traditional custard pastry and now associated with Mardi Gras and Fat Tuesday.

As for Catholics and color, they have associations and Mardi Gras colors are not associated with traditional Catholic symbolism. Gold is not worn by priests, green is the non holiday seasons (ordinary time), and purple is worn in lent as a color of sacrifice.

Why did I rant about this? Because most of the posters were just as ignorant about Catholic traditions as the 'TradCath'. They were using their ignorant opinions to disguise appearance snark and the Americana focused nature of it all annoyed me.

Posted Jan 12, 2022, 5:21 PM UTC

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ChocolateMuffins2•

It drives me crazy how snarkers love to call fundies/trad caths ignorant while displaying their own ignorance like this. I know very little about Catholic traditions, but I'd certainly expect someone who claims to be a traditional Catholic to know what they're doing!

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Keepingoceanscalm•

I thought this said chocolate traditions. I'd really like some of those pls.

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ChocolateMuffins2•

Make the traditions you want to see in the world!

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Wendyroooo•

I thought it looked delicious lol

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coffeeandredwineADSMAB - All DS Mods Are Bad 😠•

I just looked this post up so I could see the picture of this king cake, and I have to agree that it does look good and looks like it'd taste like a cinnamon roll. Plus I love king cake during Mardi Gras anyway.

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quinarius_fulviae•

Not really in topic but I didn't know there was a version of galette des rois in America too, that's cool!

The most common French ones look really really plain.

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napswithdogs•

I’ve eaten plenty of beige Rosca de Reyes in my life.

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shutupstan102•

🤔👋, I have a question. I was Catholics and never had this.

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Ellie__1•

Hey, also raised Catholic, also share your distaste for TradCaths. The ignorance about anything other than Protestant or Atheist white American mainstream culture in FSU is wild.

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RecentRaspberry3•

The cake looks like something that you can find in a pastry shop. Also the person who made the cake probably didn't know better and probably isn't a TradCath. They assume that Christians don't know how to cook. Yeah also there was no antisemitism in the post.

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fillidemelandroni•

I mean, I think the point of the post was to call out that the “king cake” cake missed the mark entirely. It wasn’t decorated as it would be à la NOLA tradition, and it definitely wasn’t a galette de roi, so even just referring to it a king cake feels like a stretch. And FWIW, priests can wear gold!

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marythepenitent•

Right. And the point of this post is to call out that post for missing the mark. A Louisiana-style king cake is just one style of king cake. Whoever made the king cake in question didn’t do it wrong, she just did it differently than what the snarkers have come to expect from their narrow exposure to Catholic traditions.

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fillidemelandroni•

There’s gotta be a better place for TradCath snark cuz it doesn’t really belong in the Fundie world. 😬

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I think you may be forgetting that some people snark out of comedy. Yall making this too serious 🤣

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