Do you believe in magic? Don’t.

I’m not a psychic, but Barry Morphew’s attorneys sure are predictable. I called it last month. I said they were going to file for a change of venue and they sure did!

Funny enough, not a single mention of that “exculpatory evidence” they insisted had been withheld from them. Still no affidavit detailing the alleged prosecutorial misconduct, either. What about that threat of a civil lawsuit they leaked to the media that they have yet to substantiate even one single allegation made against every single name they tried to publicly defame in that notice? Zip. Zero. Zilch. Nada.

Guess they still haven’t figured out how to get these charges against their client dismissed!

Seems like Barry’s duo of defense gals are still shooting blanks and causing a heck of a lot of commotion without any substantive evidence to back ANY their claims.

Let’s also not forget the show pony antics they pulled last hearing claiming their defendant’s girlfriend’s law firm was “a conflict of interest,” that THEY themselves created! After all, one of Barry’s own defense lawyers is married to a partner in Shoshona’s legal defense firm, whom was conveniently hired by this witness who already knew a conflict existed.

If you watch enough of these magic shows, you begin to easily catch on to every single trick they are going to try to pull out of their silly little black hat.

Just remember folks, magic is not reality. It’s just smoke and mirrors and sleight of hand to keep you looking in one direction while they try to get you to not notice their hands being deceptive in the other.

If they had an innocent client they wouldn’t have to keep pulling stunts at every corner. Why not get to the meat and potatoes of their defense and start proving their very serious and egregious violations and allegations? Hmmm, could it be that they have nothing but filler? All beans and no frank like Barry?

I’m thinking that no matter where Barry and his lawyers try to run, they aren’t going to be able to hide his dirty little secrets from any jury anywhere. There is no little white rabbit hiding in that magician’s hat. There are mountain lions, chipmunks and elk galore, but Barry’s defense surely looks like it’s falling to straight to the floor.

It truly must suck to have paid all that money to a high priced defense team whose strategies and tactics are SO predictable the entire world can see their next card before they even pull it! Yikes, if I were him I’d have hoped they waved their little crooked little magic wands a lot harder to come up with a few better stunts than these little beginner’s tricks they must’ve recently learned from young little Harry Potter at Hogwart’s.

It’s almost like they are following Defense Attorney Tactics 101. Get the popcorn ready folks. I’m smelling a Dateline special in the making.