Speaking of pawns changing to queens (sorry if it was already uploaded at some point)

Wasn't there a "Chess is a harem game" theory posted here? Or was that another sub?
To summarize:
The Queen is obviously female.
A pawn can become a queen and should thus be regarded as female.
A pawn can also become any piece but the king thus all pieces should be regarded as female.
TL/DR: Chess is a harem game where you take out the other players wifes until you can beat up their king.
Edit: Just read the title again and noticed this post was referencing the post I mentioned. So for those who didn't see that one: Here ya go.

pawns don NOT become queens or any other piece, they are LOCKSMITHS, when they get to the other side, they can free a captured piece, and take its place in the dungeon,

Fredo and pid'jin

Did you just assume the pawns gender XD