Customers say the darndest things....

As I was working the POS today to nurse a hurting wrist, I have my name tag written in its actual native language of Hebrew. I know it isnt traditional or easy to understand but it gives me a small sense of pride and self esteem and have no issues telling anyone my name though i am mostly well known by our clients anyways so its not a real issue having been a partner for over two years.

Today, however, fate or chance played coyly with me as i met the fellow who would confound my brain with two simple sentences. he asked for my name, and I said "$@#!*&" to which he said "oh yeah because your chicken scratch is undecipherable." i laughed it off a bit, understanding that this man doesnt know what he is seeing. i say "oh its Hebrew its my name in Hebrew". to which he said "Oh i was gonna guess Chinese, but didnt want to be rude." So, and as im typing this out im even realizing this more, was that this man in two sentences made three cultures go, "wait what did you say?" like first he compared my hebrew writing to chicken scratch, which okay it isnt perfect but most hebrew speakers (all 3 of them) i see daily knew exactly what i had written and can easily read it) and then he admitted he thought mandarin was written in chicken scratch, but also was like, "im a cool guy haha"

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i rang him out and kept my smile on but walked right into the back and was just, flabberghasted. like im not really mad, im just, what?

Posted Jan 30, 2022, 5:44 PM UTC

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SleepySimmer:Barista: Barista•

how can he not tell the difference omg💀 and i love that your name tags in Hebrew

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Mediocre_Superiority:Barista: Barista•

Funny, sort of, sort of not.

Side story: so I still speak some Hebrew from way-back-when I lived in Israel for a year, and had a customer a couple of weeks come through the DT, speaking Hebrew on his phone (like a typical Israeli would be doing... ;-) and just when I got his attention after ringing his order on his credit card I asked in Hebrew if he wanted the receipt...he paused a quarter beat, didn't phase him (I live in a pretty homogenous white, extremely non-Jewish area), just said "lo" and went back to his phone call. Like it didn't even surprise him that someone spoke in Hebrew to him. Tough crowd!

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GeminiHatesPie•

I once got a lecture and geography lesson on why I pronounce and spell my own name wrong. I said “Well, this is the spelling and pronunciation my parents gave me. I love my name.” Then the customer shook their head and called my parents dumb. Oooook. Rude.

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earthlystar•

What's the point of having a name tag only 3 customers can read lol. That really the right place to showcase your heritage?

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Screen-Lost:Barista: Barista•

This isn't the place to showcase your ass, and yet here you are.

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earthlystar•

Brb making myself a new name tag in russian, anyone else want dibs on korean?

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semininja:Barista: Barista•

I think next time I go in, I'll write my name in Cyrillic just to spite you personally.

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binola117•

I’ll take Sumerian

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kindacringesav•

No one gives a fuck that you're stupid and can't comprehend anything but English. It's on a name tag, it's probably a name, just ask for it without being a dick.

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chinksauces•

i can feel the uncultured heritage of mac n cheese along with frozen pot stickers from this post

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