How do I apply for one of those 'World's Best Dad' cups? What's the process?

Don't go near those things, it's just a ploy to try to get you to pay alimony.

To get the best odds of your application being approved, impregnate as many women as possible.

There's only cup, since there can only be one Best dad. So you have to find the current best dad, defeat him, and take the cup.

I make my own

It’s all about making other parents look shitty. Collect all the dirt you can on people, then mail it to their kids.

Threaten your kids unless they nominate you for the cup. You should probably record yourself doing this, as proof.

Nut up in a bunch of sluts.