I arrrrr drunk.

Fuck my boss. I keep getting to help the newbies because you never put any effort into training materials.

Fuck the new hires, and thank them. They keep asking me questions, I use those to create a knowledge base. It's improving day by day

Thanks to those hopeless horrors our there who will never be able to learn how to use a computer without having your hand held constantly. You are job security incarnate.