Morphine will teach you to be cool

1. Always crap for atleast 15 minutes or until your completely out of crap, when you’re empty after 10 wait another 5
2. Buy an eighth of weed, a pipe, and smoke a small amount once a day either by yourself or with friends. If you smoke too much. And you won’t feel it until about 30 minutes after the first time, you might have a freak out, I’ve been sold weed on the street with pcp that put voices in my head and ended jn a psych ward trip, doctor said I was fine. Now I toke 600$ ounces
3. Try to wake up at 6am to party with friends before school, helps you learn
4. Be friends with your teacher, they might reward you
5. In class try to be quiet
6. Follow the rules
7. Pick one path and follow it degree wise Can’t really give you tips on girls but try getting your parents involved, it might do wonders

Enjoy!!