Email from management on WQ

To Whom it may concern,

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Witch Queen will be released on the 22nd of this month. Management has been made aware that some of you may have girlfriends, jobs or other life obligations. We ask that you take a moment to reassess your priorities going into the Witch Queen release. Any staff member absent on the 22nd will be labeled a "pariah" or "Trash" and be disbarred from the company pending an independent review of the absence. Remember, there will always be "Another Girl" or "Another Job", but there is only one Witch Queen Release. We kindly ask all staff to report to your duty stations on the evening of the 22nd for the upcoming onslaught of hive enemies. Please remember to drop the kids off at the pool, drain the main vein and grab a refreshment from the breakroom before starting your battle station. Do not forget any mind alternating stimulants or suppressants you may need in order to fulfill your job roles. Alcohol, Tobacco, Marijuana (CAM), Cocaine (Karen), Amphetamines and any other agents that may need to be huffed, inhaled or smoked are encouraged, so as long as they increase product output. Slackers, Scrubs, Shitters, Backpackers and Blueberries should main support class roles and attempt to be as little of a detriment to the other staff members as possible (Yes we mean you Ben). Other staff members will try to accommodate you where possible, but "some of you may die and that is a sacrifice we are willing to make". We look forward to seeing you all on the 22nd.

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Best Regards,

Management