Why would I want to nerf my diamond balls?

Did you sell both of yours to buy more amc shares?

You can't have a vasectomy if you don't have any balls

throw in some choco moo juice and you might get a handy before snip snip!

I didnt even fill my oxy prescription, just wore some nut huggers and took some ibuprofen. Pain wasn't even that bad, just uncomfortable.

I mean, if you're not fussy about pain management or cleanliness, you can probably get a guy in a van down by the river to do it for a bag of Doritos and an Italian sub.

Wen vasectomy?