How do you put your underwear on?

I stand and step into my panties one leg at a time while balancing. My husband sits his bare ass on the bed to put each foot into his underwear then stands to pull them up.

Thong?

I tie it around my waist

With my hands

I dont

Underwear? Nah.

On my arms like swimming floats

I stand and balance. Why waste time sitting.

I paint it on

Bottom up

On your head.

I hold them up waist high and awkwardly raise my feet up and step into them, frequently losing my balance, right foot first…normally in the morning.

Underwear is a scam.