Respect The Flying Dutchman! (Spongebob Squarepants)

THE FLYING DUTCHMAN

"Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates!"

When he died, they used his body as a window display. Now he haunts the seven seas because he was never put to rest.

The Flying Dutchman loves playing the role of a stereotypical spooky ghost, scaring people for the sake of scaring people. He seems to play the role of Grim Reaper and Satan to the underwater fish people, reaping the souls of the recently-deceased evil and bringing them to Davy Jones's Locker, and desperate people sell their souls to him in exchange for what their heart desires.

(NOTE: Spongebob is only 4 inches tall. He is this big compared to a average human. Destroying a Bikini Bottom building is not as impressive as destroying a normal human IRL building)

(Hover over a feat to see what episode it is from. Feats with [Alt Ending] are from alternate endings, with which ending being canon haven been decided by the audience calling Nick and voting. Most feats are from Spongebob Squarepants , feats that are from spinoffs have the name of the spinoff before the name of the episode of said spinoff.)

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##PHYSICALS

STRENGTH

Lifting

• Picks up a chest full of gold doubloons

• Can carry Spongebob

• Picks up Mr Krabs

• Can fly with Spongebob on his back

• Picks up Squidward

Striking

• Cuts off a rope Spongebob was hanging from using a ghost sword

• Hurts Ghost!Plankton with a hammer

• Fixes a broken Ghost!Plankton with a golf club

• Hurts Ghost!Plankton with a hammer again

• Hurts Ghost!Plankton with a hammer made out of his tail

Pulling

• Pulls on his dining sock against Spongebob, which results in a in pass when the sock starts tearing

  • Spongebob is strong enough to walk through Patrick's rock house

  • Spongebob is strong enough to lift a boat car

  • Spongebob is strong enough to drag himself forward while roped to a anchor

  • Spongebob is strong enough to, with help from Patrick, pick up a lighthouse and carry it to the pineapple house

  • Spongebob is strong enough to go through metal walls

• Pulls a cash register out of Mr Krabs's claws but accidently throws it so far away that it crashes into Sandy's island-made helicopter and causes it to crash

  • Mr Krabs is strong enough to push and flip over The Krusty Krab

  • Mr Krabs is strong enough to lift 500 pickles

  • Mr Krabs is strong enough to rip open a metal barrier

  • Mr Krabs is strong enough to walk through a wall of the Chum Bucket

  • Mr Krabs is strong enough to punch through a wall of the Chum Bucket and a safe

• Catches a fish child thats on the ground using a fishing pole, all the way from his ship

DURABLITY

Blunt

• Survives a long fall, hitting several rocks, and having the broken remains of his ship fall on him

• Survives being accidently slapped away by a little fish girl playing jump rope

• Survives a cash register's part hitting him in the head

• Survives, but passes out after Sandy's island-made helicopter crashes into his head

• Survives Spongebob and Patrick riding a lawnmower over his head....several times

• Survives Lord Poltergeist reversing his ship

• Survives Ghost!Plankton slapping him

• Survives two other ghosts kicking him away

• Survives being blow darted by two ghost people while in the shape of a balloon

Other

• Survives Davy Jones throwing his used socks at him in his locker

• Survives being hit by a "HA" that came out of Spongebob

SENSES

• Can sense if a fish person is willing to do anything in order to get something they desire

• Can sense when someone wants a refund for one of his soul deals

• Senses that Plankton has become a ghost and failed to get the formula due to being unable to pick it up as a ghost

OTHER

• [Agility] Can spin his head 360

• [Aim] Catches a fish child thats on the ground using a fishing pole, all the way from his ship

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##GHOST POWERS

PYROKINESIS

• Burns a crowd of fish with flame breath

• Hurts Squidward with nose fire

  • Squidward is durable enough to survive a rocket crash from Earth to Mars

  • Squidward is durable enough to survive a rocket going into outer space and then crashing back onto Earth

  • Squidward is durable enough to survive all of this stuff

  • Squidward is durable enough to survive all of this bullshit

  • Squidward is durable enough to survive a bomb pie explosion that blew up all of Bikini Bottom, including the sign in the front

• Hurts Squidward with nose fire several more times

• Hurts Squidward with nose fire yet again

• Breathes more fire out of his mouth

• Shoots out another nose fire, but stops it midway to not burn his dining sock

• Summons fire around his body, and then goes through the ground

• Hurts Plankton with a eye fire

  • Plankton is able to survive a nuclear detonation

  • Plankton is able to survive a lot of Bikini Bottom fish people stepping on him

  • Plankton is able to survive a metal door falling on top of him

  • Plankton is able to survive a soap bomb explosion that blew up a prison wall

  • Plankton is able to survive a explosion that blew up the Chum Bucket

INTANGIBILITY

• Goes through a metal wall

• Goes through the floor of his own ghost ship

• Goes through the floor of Spongebob's house

• Goes through the floor of a mattress store

• Goes through a gym wall

• Goes through the roof of Squidward's house

• Goes through the floor of The Chum Bucket

• The acorn monster goes right through him

SIZE MANUPLATION

• Makes himself smaller

• Makes himself big again

• Makes himself smaller

• Shrinks himself and goes into Spongebob's mind

• Makes himself as big as a door

WISH GRANTING/DEAL MAKING

• Grants Patrick's wish that they knew they had wishes earlier

• Grants Spongebob's wish that Squidward was there

• [Alt Ending] Grants Patrick's wish for some gum

• [Alt Ending] Grants Squidward's wish that he (Squidward) never met Spongebob and Patrick

• Grants Spongebob's wish that the Flying Dutchman to be a vegetarian....and his own wish for Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward to be fruit

• Brings Mr Krabs back to life, on the condition the crab be generous from now on instead of cheap

• Buys Spongebob from Mr Krabs for 62 cents

  • Gives Spongebob back 30 seconds later due to how annoying the sponge is

• Gives Mr Krabs the ability to talk to money, in exchange for his soul

  • Only Mr Krabs can hear what the money is saying, for the point of view of other people like Spongebob the money is just normal inanimate objects

TRANSMUTATION AND SUMMONING

• Turns a ghost sword into a ghost spyglass

• Turns a wagon into a minecart

• Turns Spongebob and Patrick into ghosts

• As ghosts, Spongebob and Patrick are able to go through walls and "kill" inanimate objects

• Turns Spongebob and Patrick back to non-ghosts

• Turns Soul!Plankton into a zombie slave

• Seems to be able to summon lighting storms

• Summons a mirror and then gets rid of it

• Summons a bell and makes his tail a hammer

• Can summon plants that trap Child!Spongebob and several other camper kids

• He has control over these plants. being able to free people he decides to free

• Child!Spongebob and Child!Sandy are strong enough to stab a living truck with dipsticks and hurt it and Child!Larry is able to use Child!Bubble Bass's buns to open up the locked back of the truck

• Child!Spongebob, Child!Patrick, and Child!Sandy are also strong enough to pull away part of a fence

SHAPESHIFTING

• Shapeshifts into.....whatever you call this thing

• Ghost snakes come out of his hair

• Shapeshifts into a giant version of Squidward's grandmother, and then has a giant clarinet go through Squidward's head

• Turns into a giant Spongebob, and then melts, and then does a impossible trick with his fingers

• A chainsaw comes out of his face

• Shapeshifts into several forms, including a snake, a bat, and Peral

• Becomes a balloon

CAMPFIRE SCARY STORIES

• Uses some sort of powder to make a campfire green and show a magical television. He then traps Larry in a scary story

• In the scary story, Larry gets a god-tier gym equipment as a gift, and uses it so much his shell cracks off. Larry then hides in a tub, which he finds is filled with butter, and then The flying dutchman butters his shell and eats it. Larry then becomes a dismerit badge on the Dutchman's patch

• Traps Bubble Bass in a scary story. In this story, Bubble Bass finds a asteroid that gives him superpowers but later finds that it also gave everyone else at the camp superpowers....and everyone but him decides to become supervillains. Bubble Bass also become a badge.

• Can turn people into badges without having a scary story

• Puts Spongebob and Patrick in a scary story where they are in trouble but due to Spongebob and Patrick fighting back against the scary clown this story goes off the rails. Patrick and Spongebob snapping their fingers manipulates the story world, eventually resulting in The Flying Dutchman being put in his own worst fear: being 10 years old again at a summer camp. Eventually, he learns how to snap his fingers in this new body and regains control. However, Spongebob and Patrick leave the story world and Spongebob pours sand on the campfire, resulting in the flying dutchman being trapped and Larry, Bubble Bass, and Missy Upturn being freed from being badges and the flying Dutchman becoming a badge

GHOST LOGIC

• Brings recently-deceased bad undersea folk to Davy Jones Locker

• Can pick up non-ghost objects by getting angry

  • Spongebob-verse Ghosts don't seem to be able to make non-ghost objects go through other non-ghost objects, as Ghost!Plankton is unable to get the formula pass the safe that it's in

• Ghost!Plankton is able to turn invisible, implying the dutchman might also have the same ability

SPOOKINESS

• "Eats" Gary the snail

• Scares Spongebob in various ways, including having his own house lit on fire, his bottom half of his body become testicalls, having a monster in his fridge, having eyeballs come out of his cereal box, and putting a skeleton in a drawer

• Scares a fish robber so hard their body falls off

CURSES

• Can open up the "Fly of Despair" and put people in it, inside is some weird acid trip nightmare universe full of creepy creatures

• The person put inside will "fall out" of it after a while

• Curses Lord Poltergeist, his crew, Spongebob and friends into being trapped in a black void, where a Krusty Krab servers various monsters that pay with literal bones and a giant Spongebob flips the entire building once in a while

• Removes the souls of several of Spongebob's friends from their bodies, leaving the bodies lifeless

• Puts these souls in cages, and does the same thing to Patrick

• After the Dutchman is scared away, the souls fall back into the bodies and are perfectly fine

• Can sick ghosts upon places

OTHER POWERS

• Can fly

• Telekinetically lifts Spongebob and Patrick into the air

• Can take people's souls, but in Mr Krabs's case he only finds a IOU due to Mr Krabs having sold his soul to several other monsters and Spongebob

• His reflection's tounge hisses out of the mirror

• Can enter people's minds

• Is able to posses Plankton's soulless body due to Plankton not being really dead, just in suspended animation. However, he seems to lose all of his awesome ghost powers by doing this, and only has the powers of whatever body he has just possesed, leading to him being beaten up by a bunch of normal fish people

• Later, is able to remove himself from the body and allow Plankton to go back into it

• Goes to Patrick and his sister from a TV screen

• Spongebob blowing him with a leaf blower splits him into several tiny Flying Dutchmen, however he is able pull himself back to normal size and number

EQUIPMENT AND FRIENDS

• Has his own triangle, where the waters are too calm, the sky is black, there's waterspouts of blood, and jelly donuts fall from the sky

• Gives Spongebob a gift........a ghost hand in a box

• Has a ghost phone

• Has several ghost friends. One of them regenerates after hitting the wall after driving a motorcycle

• Has the shirt he was buried in, which smells really bad

• Hurts Ghost!Plankton with a spray bottle

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THE GHOST SHIP

• Has a floating ghost ship that has a spooky green glow around it

The Ship's Physicals

• [Durability] The ship "survives" Patrick flying it between two rocks

• [Anti-Feat] [Durability] The ship breaks after hitting a rock

• [Durability] The ship survives being hit by several HAs that came out of Spongebob

• [Strength] It has a anchor strong enough to break into Spongebob's house and Squidward's house

• [Strength] The ship can shoot cannon balls that are able to break through Lord Poltergeist's ship

Other

• Anyone who tries to jump off the ship just finds themselves falling back onto it

• Anyone who steps foot on it becomes part of the Flying Dutchman's crew....forever

• On the ship is stuff like Ghost Mops and Ghost Buckets

• The ship has a perfume department in it, where several live action humans spray shitty perfume on whoever goes through it, even going so far as to take off gas masks

• The ship has a long bridge the Dutchman can summon at the snap of his fingers

• The ship has a roller-coaster in it

• The ship has a life-sized pinball machine in it

• The ship fades away after the Dutchman is scared away

• It becomes a Yacht after Missy Upturn gives the flying dutchman a lot of ghost money in exchange for not being trapped in a scary story

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OTHER

• [Alt Ending] Ate Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward

• Has won first place in fancy knotting contest for the last 3000 years

• Makes various knots, including ones that are alive, move on their own, come out of Spongebob's body, and make odd sounds

• Has not worn shoes in over 5000 years , implying he has been a ghost for at least 5000 years

• [Anti-Feat] Can not eat without his dining sock

• Tells Spongebob this shortly afterwords

• Jumpscares the audience, implying he can break the 4th wall

• Since most of the show takes place underwater , he is shown that he can "survive" / "breathe" underwater

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"Crew! Howl with me so that we might set the seven seas ablaze with fear!"