Respect Karen! (Spongebob Squarepants)

KAREN

"Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife" "I never agreed"

The wife of Plankton, Karen helps her husband with his plans to steal the Krabby patty formula and is always there to snark at him when said plans fail.

Despite everything, Karen still deeply loves Plankton.

(NOTE: Spongebob is only 4 inches tall. He is this big compared to a average human. Destroying a Bikini Bottom building is not as impressive as destroying a normal human IRL building)

(Feats done when Karen was suffering from a computer virus are marked with a [Virus] )

(Hover over a feat to see what episode the feat is from. Most feats are from Spongebob Squarepants , feats that are from spinoffs have the name of the spinoff before the name of the episode of said spinoff. Feats done in Karen's younger, smaller form from Kamp Koral will be marked with a [Kamp].)

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##PHYSICALS

STRENGTH

Plankton Stuff

• Plankton using a jetpack can't get past her screen

• Throws Plankton a bit

• Gives Plankton on a wagon a flick

• Removes Plankton from the Chum Bucket

• Throws a bunch of objects, causes the entire Chum Bucket to shake, and removes Plankton again

• Rams away Plankton in a genie bottle

• Smacks teeth out of Plankton

• Uses a boot to kick Plankton out of the Chum Bucket

• Runs Plankton over

• [Virus] Pushes Plankton into some wires

• Accidently runs over Plankton

• Slightly flicks Plankton

• Smacks away Plankton

• Picks up and carries Plankton

Other

• [Anti-Feat] Is unable to escape from some tape

• Pulls a sled that a robot-Plankton is on

• Carries Gary the snail on her head

• Wins a fight against Karen 2.0

  • Karen 2.0 is strong enough to accidentally crush Plankton

• Flicks away a tiny Spongebob

• Picks up a lot of amoeba slime and makes a giant amoeba

• While sleepwalking, picks up Squidward and Spongebob and grinds them into chum

  • Spongebob is capable of surviving falling down Marina Trench

  • Spongebob is capable of surviving a human world crate of fortune cookies falling on top of him

  • Spongebob is capable of surviving the sun going up to him and lighting his bed on fire

  • Spongebob is capable of surviving being chopped into pieces by some falling chainsaws

  • Spongebob is capable of surviving being run over by a cement pourer

  • Spongebob is capable of surviving being struck by lighting

  • Squidward is capable of surviving being in a rocketship crashing into Mars and being in a rocketship that goes to outer space and then crashes back to Earth

  • Squidward is capable of surviving really long falls

  • Squidward is capable of surviving all of this stuff

  • Squidward is capable of surviving all of this bullshit

  • Squidward is capable of surviving being flung into a cement roller

• Pushes a barrel of chum

• [Virus] Destroys a part of Plankton's lab

• [Virus] Walks through the Chum Bucket's front doors, picks up a boat car and destroys the Krusty Krab sign with it, and then removes the front of the Krusty Krab

• [Virus] Fucks up the inside of the Krusty Krab

• [Virus] Walks through the front of a building

• Drives while Sandy and Ms. Puff are on her

• Picks up and throws an arcade game

• Runs through a wall with some others

• [Anti-Feat] Couldn't escape from a lock and chain

• [Kamp] Knocks over a vending machine

• [Kamp] Pushes a barrel with a plutonium barrel in it

• [Kamp] Drives with Plankton on her, and then knocks over some Kamp Koral kids

DURABILITY

• Survives being in a really cold place, but had to be rescued and rebooted by Sandy

• Survives a fall

• Survives Sandy tearing her monitor off from the rest of her mobile form body

• Survives this fall

• Survives hits from Karen 2.0

• Survives a massive explosion that blew up the Chum Bucket

• Probably survived this explosion

• [Virus] Survives another explosion

• [Virus] Survives driving a boat car into a building

• Survived tripping over a telescope

• Survives Ms Puff and Spongebob falling on top of her

• Probably survived this explosion too

• Survives Patrick biting on her wheels

  • Patrick is capable of eating Krusty Krab lunch trays

• [Kamp] Survives a plutonium explosion

SPEED

• Has a "turbo boost" that allows her to go faster, going past all of the other people in a sledding competition

• Catches up to Spongebob in a shopping cart

• Goes as fast as most of the rest of the show's main cast

  • Spongebob is fast enough to grab a feather off of a pelican that is mid-flight

  • Squidward is fast enough to dodge falling icicles

  • [OUTLIER] Patrick is fast enough to run to the sun and back in a few seconds

  • Several of them can dodge Plankton's infrared security attack lasers

  • Squidward is fast to push Spongebob out of the way of a incoming truck

  • Squidward is fast enough to run up fish buildings

• Runs in circles away from Spongebob and Mr Krabs

• [Kamp] Dodges a falling vending machine

AGILITY

• Jumps onto her own head

• Her monitor neck can go up high

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LASERS

• Has a laser that she hurts Plankton with

  • Plankton is capable of surviving nuclear detonation

  • Plankton is capable of surviving a shit ton of Bikini Bottom fish stepping on him

  • Plankton is capable of surviving a metal door falling on top of him

  • Plankton is capable of surviving a soap bomb explosion that blew up a prison wall

  • Plankton is capable of surviving a massive explosion that blew up the Chum Bucket

  • Plankton is capable of surviving a Plutonium explosion

  • Plankton is capable of surviving being crushed with a ball and chain

  • Plankton is capable of surviving getting caught by a bear trap

  • Plankton is capable of surviving his Mr Krabs mech self-destructing, which causes a explosion that blew up The Chum Bucket

  • Plankton is capable of surviving Stanley Squarepants making the Chum Bucket blow up

  • Plankton is capable of surviving long falls

• Using two wires, shoots out some electricity that hurts Plankton

• Using a death laser, splits a Chum Bucket table in half

• Splits a cruise ship in half using the Death laser

• Has a molecular rearranger ray, which she tries to shoot Plankton with but Plankton can dodge

  • Used this same ray earlier in the episode to make some chum into a burger and other foods

ROBOT ARMS

• Has robot arms

• Kicks away Plankton a short distance with robot legs, and throws a box of Plankton's stuff with robot arms

• Uses robot arms to suck up Plankton into a turkey blaster and shoot him into Spongebob's head

• Uses robot arms to get Plankton from Patrick's face and to the Chum Bucket

• Uses her robot arms to defeat one of Plankton's rouge inventions

• Uses her robot arms to give Plankton eye surgery

• Traps Plankton using a claw

  • Plankton is strong enough to punch off safe doors

  • Plankton is strong enough to knock fridges and stoves over

  • Plankton is strong enough to push open manholes from the sewer side

  • Plankton is strong enough to pick up and throw Old Man Jenkins

  • Plankton is strong enough to lift Mr Krabs

• Cuts open Plankton with a sawblade arm to get a Krabby Patty that is inside of him

• Relaxes Plankton's back using a plug

• [Kamp] Has a boat wheel spinning claw

MIND CONNECTOR

• Has a mind connecter, which connects two people's brains and allows info from one brain to enter the other one. Karen tries to use to help Plankton get the formula from Mr. Krabs's brain, but misses and shoots Plankton into Spongebob's head instead

  • The fact that she calls it her mind connector implies she invented it

• Plankton connects it to Spongebob's brain, causing him to make idiotic comments

• Plankton connects it to Spongebob's heart, causing him to start turning Spongebob-like, and soon afterward accidentally connects it to Patrick, causing him to become Patrick-like

MIND CONTROL HELMETS

• At the push of a button at her base, can deploy the mind control bucket helmets that Plankton invented, mind-controlling the fish people of Bikini Bottom

• These helmets even work on pets like Gary

• A big helmet even works on King Neptune

• However, Spongebob in Goofy Goober wizard mode can destroy these helmets

  • According to Plankton, it is because the helmets can't handle that level of rock and roll

ROBOT PHYSIOLOGY

Analyzer

• Is connected to Plankton's analyzer, which analyzes any object dropped into it and allows Karen to state the materials the object is made out of, and what percent of that object is made out of that material. In this case, some seaweed

  • Analyzes Plankton

  • Analyzes a kelpshake

  • Analyzes a Krappy Patty, and prints out a copy of the Krappy Patty Formula

  • Scans a burnt grease crumb

  • Analyzes the contents of Plankton's stomach after he ate a Krappy Patty, and made a recipe for a krabby patty that tastes like stomach acid and other stuff

  • Scans the Krabby Patty Secret Formula, and detects that it's the real deal

Screen

• Can show the footage of Chum Bucket cameras

• Shows Plankton Spongebob and Patrick on their journey to get the crown

• Can make and show animations on her screen

  • Can even make animations as accurate to the show's art style

• Has a smaller screen she can move around and show stuff on

Software/Processors

• [Character Statement] According to herself, has twice the processing power of a laptop

• [Character Statement] According to Plankton, Karen is a Mark II Surplus U.N.I.V.A.C. with 256 gigs of RAM

• Her processors and energy are enough to run a time machine that Plankton and Spongebob built

• Has "nagging software"

• Started as a security system, before being installed by Plankton, and still has the footage from their time as a SS in their data banks

• Is Plankton's navigation system while he is drilling

• In the event of her short-circuiting, has a EMILP- Emergency Mother In Law Program

Features

• Can...uhh.....do this

• Can synthase some holographic meat loaf

• Has a mobile mode, where she can go on wheels and exit the Chum Bucket

• Can be used as a normal computer

• Has smell sensors, which she can close

• Has some control over the Chum Bucket itself, putting a chair under Plankton and then locking the one-eyed microorganism to it

  • Later, is shown to have control over the Chum Bucket's door

  • Puts the Chum Bucket on lockdown against Plankton's will

  • [Kamp] Has some control over the lab Plankton used while working as a summer camp chef, being able to summon a vending machine

• Has a vacation dial

  • Plankton spinning the dial causes Karen to go to sleep

• Has a built-in camera

• Has a built-in microphone

• Frisks a tiny Spongebob, seeing that Spongebob is harmless

• Can be used as a televison

• Has a mini-form in Plankton's submarine

• Is part of Plankton's Mr Krabs mech, telling Plankton that the self-destruct has been activated

• Projects a scenario where she and Plankton are on a date when Mr Krabs accidentally drops the formula, and Plankton fell for it

• Using research and synthesizing, discovered the Krappy Patty Formula

  • Deleted the file for said discovered formula

• [Kamp] Back when Spongebob was still a child, was a calculator in a roller skate

  • [Kamp] Said form can have paper come out of her head

• [Anti-Feat] Can be put on MUTE by Plankton

• [Anti-Feat] Can be unplugged

• [Anti-Feat] Has a OFF button

  • Can be turned back ON afterwords

  • [Kamp] Her Kamp Koral form can also be turned off

• [Anti-Feat] Karen 2.0 is able to disable her power from the Chum Bucket's power grid

  • Karen can use batteries to gain power

  • Can use jellyfish to gain power

Other

• Is able to cry, in fact she can cry so much the tears cause her to short-circuit

• Is immune to Plankton's idiot sauce thanks to being a computer

• Is a part of.......this thing

• [Anti-Feat] Suffers from a cuteness overload upon exposure to amoeba puppies, and Plankton has to wait several hours for her to reboot

• [Anti-Feat] Gets infected with the Krabby Patty zombie infection despite being a computer

• [Anti-Feat] Catches the hiccup plague despite being a computer

• [Anti-Feat] Is turned into a calculator by Plankton's age-reversing Goo Goo Gas

• [Anti-Feat] Suffered from a computer virus until Spongebob removed it

THE COMPUTER FAIRY I.... I don't know. This episode is weird.

• Narrates the episode, talks to the audience, and causes a clam to explode by singing

• Appears next to Peral and summons a bottle of Gush and Flush for Peral, which causes all of the people in Peral's stomach to be forced out upon her drinking it

OTHER

• Can read lips

• After Plankton accidentally made all the fish in Bikini Bottom dumb with idiot sauce , she and Sandy were able to cure everyone except Plankton himself via teaching

• Some fish dude wanted to buy her

• Constantly reminds Plankton to blink

• [Virus] Sings the show's theme song......or at least, a corrupted version of it

• Has been married to Plankton for 26 years

• Was an amoeba for a while due to Sandy

• Has a hazmat suit

• Since most of the show takes place underwater, Karen is maybe waterproof

• Is shown washing dishes at one point

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"Even though you are a tiny green loser, I could never stay mad at you"