A friend snuck into the back of their car
Posted Mar 5, 2022, 11:42 AM UTC
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Who doesn't look into the backseat when they get into their car!!??
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Me. I have forgotten what the backseat looks like.
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There’s supposed to be a seat back there?
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You guys have seats in your car?
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You guys have cars?
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Yes and no
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Yeah it's there for insurance purposes
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Happy cake day, there's a surprise back there for you!
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I… don’t think I’ve ever bothered to look in the back seat before getting into my car.
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To be fair she said 'when', I guess it's like a natural thing where once you're inside you just need to feel familiarised by taking a quick glance at the back seat.
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Literally never once in my life. That's not a natural thing whatsoever.
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It's pretty natural to us horror movie fans. I'd rather make a silly habit out of it than the alternative. Some kind of horrible decapatation scenario or getting impaled through the back of the seat. No thank you, serial killers.
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could they not see into the back seat before even getting in, unless the process of getting in is eye forward 100% of the time
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Actively look, sure that's weird. But to not see it in your peripheral vision during your entire approach and then while you're getting in is also weird.
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Would you consider yourself to be an observant person?
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Who said that?!
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Rule #10 of Zombieland: Check The Back Seat. Before getting into the car and driving off, check the back seat for any hiding zombies.
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Haha, totally forgot about that rule! I've been doing it for as long as I can remember. Probably a habit that started because I've always got dogs in my backseat and then continued because in movies, the bad guy or spy is always waiting in the backseat. 🤣🤣🔥👍
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My back seat is filled with empty snack wrappers, kids toys and a car seat.....I avoid looking until I clean my car. It doesn't stay clean for long 🥲
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People who know how to lock thier car.
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You know, most people don't have that kind of situational awareness until they've been kidnapped once or twice.
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I was raised to always be hyper alert. Maybe it's just from my military family and my dad teaching me to be proactively cautious and aware. I never had any formal training but I always scan rooms when I walk in them for the quickest exit, sit facing the door with my back to the wall, scan faces in the room, watch my rearview mirror, pay attention to who is walking behind me, never walk alone at night, use the buddy system, always meet in public places, etc. I might appear to be scrolling my phone while waiting somewhere but I am fully aware of what is happening around me. 🤷♀️
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a full size adult cannot fit in mine, if they even count as backseats
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Meet the spy
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"So, I take the brief case is safe?"
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"Tell me... Did anyone happen to kill a spy on the way here?"
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"No? Then we still have problem"
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"And a knife"
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What the frick? Was that a hotdog in the seat pocket?
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You don't keep a spare hotdog in your vehicle?
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No… you’re supposed to keep corn dogs. They last longer
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Mmmmmm rock hard breading lol
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my elementary school :O
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A can of Febreeze/Glade
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Fart spray
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A just-in-case hot dog, for emergencies?
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It's called being a prepper. Lol
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It looks like the top of a spray can, probably sunscreen or bug spray.
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Air freshener to get rid of the smell of rotting fish, milk, or semen in the fabric.
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Glade - Hawaiian breeze. Its my runner up freshener to ozium of any sort, I'm a mechanic and sometimes cars be funky.
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It's a can of glade air freshener.
Source: I'm sitting next to one.
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Looks like bug spray. They're in the woods.
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What the frick? I ordered an Xbox controller!
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A friend snuck a snack into the back of the car
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No, it’s just happy to see you :)
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Nah, they were just happy to see him
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He just wanted to told them about his car warranty
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Available-Tradition4, I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
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I got one of those calls the day after totaling my car. They said “this is your last chance to update your warrantee.” I told them “actually this is YOUR last chance because I totaled my car yesterday” and they hung up :(
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do not do this
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i don't disagree with you but why not
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I mean coming from a Third-world country I'd easily assume the person being a thief or a mugger. Even if its broad daylight. The video was funny though ngl, but I couldn't imagine it happening back at home without the people getting freaked tf out.
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Fair enough
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if the person has a weak heart the shock could literally kill them
maybe also for brain seizures (i once accidentally started a seizure-prone dog and it immediately went into a seizure)
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Of course I'm not going to pull this on someone prone to seizures or with a weak heart
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sometimes people do not know that they have a weak heart
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i mean yeah, i know someone who literally got scared to death because of a weak heart, but i’m not gonna be scaring random people
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How to get shot 15 times in the chest point-blank Any% Speedrun, 0:0:3.625
Edit: for the ameoba-brains, fucking /S
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Found the american lmao
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just dont scare people who actually have to fear this happening like that, or do you stalk your female friends for a funny little prank too
EDIT: keep downvoting you know im right
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I can see the problem with scaring someone in a way that makes them feel their life is in genuine danger but the insulting assumption wasn't entirely necessary
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sry i didnt mean you, just a general example
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I will if I want and you can't stop me
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enjoy the next 24 hours
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Any idea what she says? Sounds like complete gibberish lol
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sounds like “hey we for real have to go” at least that’s what i heard
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“Hey we for real have to go…”
”So where are we going?”
”AHHHHH-“
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Thank you for the transcript
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dude, clean your ears, she's obviously saying "are we falafel to go"
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"Hey, we for real have to go."
Translation: Take heed, we must leave posthaste.
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I think "Are we far-off to go". I think translated would be: "How far are we going?"
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it's "hey we for real have to go"
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I hear “have we for real have to go? “ which isn’t good English but meh
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hey we for real have to go
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Lol fr
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What the fuck did the girl say?? "HOWESHANOMITAGOO"
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cough hey so we for real have to go
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"hey we for real have to go"
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Rule #31: Check the Back Seat
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wonder how much longer it would have taken them to notice if he hadn't said something, he probably said something because he thought they'd have already noticed him by then
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... then why was he filming?
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Bro about to get maced.
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That lady’s phone is GONE
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How do you not notice a whole grown up person in the backseat???
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because its staged.
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The full video seems pretty convincing, the chick who screams honestly shits herself
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link for full vid?
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Ah ok
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”Snuck” isn't a word. You went to Harvard, you should know that.
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Lmao, proceeds to bring the dictionary, best host ever!
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This woman really just out here open mouth coughing like a six year old huh
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videos like this where the person can be seen threw the window almost seems fake to me
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its staged for the laughs.
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The driver side being on the left feels weird for me
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You mean something that 2/3 of the world has?
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Rule #31: Check The Back Seat
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If Zombieland taught me anything: always check the back seat.
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i cant for the life of me figure out what she says when she gets in the car
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Big Michael Cera energy
“You alone, buddy?”
“Almost always, yeah.”
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I agree with you, I don't know why but I agree with you
Clearly he is a Milford Man.
Don't you mean George Michael?
Michael cera: “so we meet again…”
Where is this from?
Explain?
The voice sounds like him and it's kind of an awkward delivery like he is known for
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