Seems relevant again, congrats on those who rolled between 1-20, it seems like you wont be steamrolled
Posted Mar 10, 2022, 1:07 PM UTC
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I got 9. Seems out of date. Probably should read like:
Fortunately Saint Javelin, decent air support, and poor Russian Logistics made quick work of the 1st Guards Tank Army. Suppose now whats left is to see if your Commanders are wanting to test the willingness of Russia to deploy tactical nukes
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72, fuck, I guess Im a homosexual now
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It's not gay if it's underway.
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MEU is just Marine Corps' version of it's not gay if it's underway.
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I rolled merchant marine back then, and now I'm even more glad because given their track record the Russian U-Blyats will probably just sink themselves.
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Damn guess I gotta update it
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Eastern Front: you sit in a comfy bunker with anti-tank missiles killing Russians without taking a loss, eventually you'll get to drive from Moscow but for now you're just relaxing
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Do it
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I'm in Poland, I don't have to go anywhere. Action will come rolling to me, in a much slower and less organized way than previously expected, but still.
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Jesus i rolled 64 and coincidentally I'm Vietnamese.
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Before i do it i want to say i am truly sorry but
So you will speak for the trees ?
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I don't speak for the trees, the trees speak for me. And they tell me to slaughter chinese troops to make 1979 looks like a kindergarten party.
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Rolled a 100 but man I do not feel like I won.
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…I guess you could say you don’t feel like a Fortunate Son?
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29 cant wait to tell my grandkids i watched my best friend fall 2000 feet to his death somewhere in Kashmir
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- Fuck this is going to be boring
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I got a 32 bruh How did I end up in the motherland again
Also is there gonna be a African and Siberian front
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Give me my M-16 where going commie hunting baby
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Ah shite, looks like I’m going to sit in the mud for a few months in Korea boys
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That feel when you only have d20
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To Taiwan I guess
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with my previous knowlegde i can tell you, you will be back or in a bodybag or in a fursuit
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>fursuit
Let me just say in advance that no-one wants the context
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don't worry it is just because there is a large groupe of furries in taiwan
There is just less in west taiwan
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93, fuck me.
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Also 93. Let's just start blasting Fortunate Son.
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I'd say "see you in a foxhole", but who am I kidding, can't dig a foxhole in a swamp or a rice paddy.
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fffuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkiiiinnnngggggg taiwan
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46 Well lets hope its a quick death
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Well I guess I'll at least be in the most consequential theatre.
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- Let’s see how good these Aegis systems really are!
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34 AYOOO chicken Makani MRE let's fucking go.
I've heard that at the border, when food gets scarce, they eat rats. Kill one, skin it, cut its meat into neat little cubes, boil it in water, throw in a packet of spices, and apparently it tastes just like paneer.
Shit I'd try Palak Rat