…but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation 💅🏻
Posted Mar 12, 2022, 2:36 PM UTC
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Ah yeah i sure feel young reading about kittens being savaged by dogs and abusive relationships in "childrens books" about feral cats!
Young and horrified, but young.
Update! The feral cats had to watch a friend get carried off by an eagle and bonus points! Main character has super hearing so put those 2 together! Kids books guys!
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What book was it?
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The warriors series by erin hunt
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Never realized warriors was that dark goddamn
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I didnt either until i decided to pick it up again lol its hardcore in some spots
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Jokes on him I never even started reading😎
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I am currently in the process of forgetting language altogether and regressing to baby babble😎
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Jwokes on yu I am alwready at thath stage UwU.
Kwill mwe alwready
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Now it is official people, John Cheever is a basic bitch
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Every time I read Watership Down, it makes me feel like a kid again.
There's just something about rabbits getting killed that brings out the kid in me.
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Profile pic… checks out…?
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Why would I take tips about how to be young from a guy who is old?
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Maybe I think feeling young is overrated. Maybe I WANT to feel old. Like, have you met young people these days? They're all like "Wah, I can't wear low rise pants because Instagram made me insecure about my body!". Fuck that shit.
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Reading kids' books has helped me keep my vok... vochab... um, all the words what I know at a kids' level. Reading philpostrophe might ruin my life's ambul... ambi... er, aim of writing kids' books because I'd learn too many big words.
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Y'All?
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It's a contraction of 'you all', popular within the US.
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Quite obviously you don't read enough since my eloquent joke ran over your head.
I was referring to a genre of literature called YA(young adult).
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Made me double check what sub this was on.
Makes sense if you think about it. Kids books are full of imagination so you suck it out and gobble down that sweet sweet kid imagination and you’re good 🤌🏼
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Also fuck kids
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Wait, you're telling me all the money I've invested in adrenochrome was a waste and I could just be reading kids books??? Fuck
Have you seen the prices on kids books? Stick with the drugs.