Now that mother's day is over, let's talk about what we got our moms.

wasn't funny last week...not funny now

We have a different mother's day over here. So I plan to get nothing for my mother on this date.

Choke yourself.

I teach freshman in high school, so I hear the same un-funny jokes and pranks over and over all the time, but even I can't believe we're still making this ridiculous joke.

What happened with the title? Did you have a stroke while typing it?

Good try hoping to get on the front page with a bit that has been done over and over.