[F4M] Drop-The-Towel Challenge [Comedy Gold][Roommates to Lovers][Geeky Girl][Plans & Schemes][So Embarrassing!][Adorkable][Not a Friends Episode][Will She Shut Up Long Enough for Them to Finally Fuck?][Small-Tit Appreciation][Bareback][Missionary][Cum in Mouth][L-bombs][58(!) mins][British Accent]

https://soundgasm.net/u/LurkyDip/Drop-The-Towel-Challenge-1

Script (aka the funniest thing I have read this year) by u/Uduubabe

Alright. This is it. This is the one. I have finally come up with the best-ever, fool-proof plan to finally get my roommate to finally notice me. Finally. This is perfection personified. Cleverness certified. Excellence… uh… exemplified! This is the one that’s going to make him finally see me as a woman, not just as a roommate… as someone that he wants to share a bed with, not just an apartment with. This is the one that’s going to make him grab me, and kiss me, and bring me back to my room and throw me on the bed, have sex with me like a thousand times and then fall madly in love with me!

It’s the perfect plan. Don’t you think so, Mr. Snugglebutt? What? I said that last week? Yes… well… last week… yes, okay, last week was a disaster. I’d been watching the “Kiss your Best Friend” Challenges on TikTok and thought to myself – “Hey Self, that could work! That would get his attention! ...

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Your adorkable roommate has been acting weird lately. Last week, she kissed you out of nowhere, then showed you her phone and explained that it was all for a funny TikTok challenge about kissing your best friend. Since then, things have been a little awkward around the apartment, but she has a brilliant plan in place...

If you don't have an hour spare to listen to this, please at least read the script - it made me sob, howl, snuffle and drool with laughter. She is an eager beaver who just can't get it right. He has a huge cock >!and has been secretly in love with her all along. And they eventually get round to having some really hot sex!<.

Edit: All sound effects are from freesound.org and were added by the simply marvellous author himself.