Unofficial Vibrator Min-Maxing Poll
What vibrator battery mod do you prefer?
- Extra Battery Mod (D-Cells)
- UPS Conversion (LiPo)
- No Mods/Factory Spec (AA)
- Battery Compartment Mod (Car Battery)
- Other?
Posted Mar 22, 2022, 8:50 PM UTC
2713
*UPS-conversion mod with UPS bionic+autostart ethanol burner.(or cable charger system + 7.5kW generator, upgraded solar panels and large wind turbine)
!Might want to change pesky tiny electric motor to super-electric motor, if we have such option already!<
15
If it's not legitimately dangerous, then I don't want it inside of me.
6
Itchy metal thing >.<
5
Car battery preferable. Also we need to change it to an MP3 player type item which stays on 😎
10
You use to be able to do this with the e-ink reader. It can read SD cards and download music from them. Once you got enough songs on it it would give you a larger morale boost than mp3 players.
You could convert it to UPS power supply and keep the morale going without having to turn it on/off all the time. But they broke it a long time ago and it will no longer play music if the UPS mod is installed (it thinks it doesn't have enough power).
2
Regular AA plutonium battery powered vibrators for the extra sting.
4
i guess UPS is enough with the UPS bionic
3
Stick a storage battery on it
1
The idea of a car battery hooked up to a vibrator is too fantastic not to do.
Put it on an exercise bike for maximum, uh, athleticism.
/r/UnexpectedBurnAfterReading
That was the first R rated movie I ever saw
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