[F4M] Is that a Jousting Lance in Thy Codpiece, or Are You Just Happy to See Me? [Princess] [Knight] [Titty-fucking] [Blowjob] [Breeding] [Euphemisms] [More Euphemisms] [Courtly] [Make a baby jousting champion inside me!] [Very silly but at least just 13 mins long] [British Accent]
Script by the incredibly kind, lovely and talented (yeah, he does all the genres not just this) u/ChrisHailey
Marry, n'uncle, what hast thou in thy codpiece? Methinks 'tis over-stuffed!
Come now, are you one of those men who fill your codpiece with jewels, in the hope that the ladies will find it more appealing? Surely you needn't accentuate your offerings.
Besides, in my experience, it's not the size of the jewels that matter. It's the skill with which they are set.
There's soon to be a jousting tournament! And the listener, a brave knight, will take part in the competition. Meanwhile, the speaker, a very forward princess, desires to help her champion with his jousting skills. Which, surprisingly, is best done in her bed chamber.
Come, join the princess and her knight as they discuss the finer points of chivalry!
Short, silly and fun. Why not?
Posted Mar 23, 2022, 9:15 PM UTC