Brandon Sanderson and Christopher Paolini should be taught in schools

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Posted Mar 26, 2022, 6:14 PM UTC

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Hoopscallion•

Dog, it's not as funny when you're just throwing up bait on a regular sub. Your comment history is filled with trolling in circlejerk subs.

But no I don't they should be in schools. They should be taught in church only. Separation of church and state and all that.

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CombocoreOP•

For the last time, this is not bait. I 100% believe that Sanderson and Paolini should be taught.

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ritual-threeNo.•

Alrighty, what do you think should be taught about them?

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EinsteinsHoe•

How their books are the perfect way of avoiding pregnancy

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CombocoreOP•

About them? Nothing, really. I think they should be taught, preferably in a writing class.

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ritual-threeNo.•

Right but what about them should be taught? And why? Let's say you're a writing teacher, what do you point at specifically to illustrate what aspect of writing?

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TwoScoopTaylor•

Oh honey

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PM_THICK_COCKS•

No I completely disagree. At my school they taught Paolini and Sanderson, and now I absolutely hate reading. If only they had let me read Shakespeare 😔

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CombocoreOP•

Woah, they went to the same school? That explains a lot!

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IskaralPustFanClubBIG DUMDUM•

Reminds me of the time I was working at Barnes and Noble, we had a school event and I overheard one of the ENGLISH TEACHERS telling her students that The Hunger Games was a classic. I shed a silent tear for all those poor children.

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FloatingMiso•

Fuck me

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Karkkikos•

It was me who linked this sub in your post, and nice joke, truly nice. It took me a few minutes to really grasp it, but it was fucking brilhant.

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CombocoreOP•

Lol thanks, I've been trying not to be too obvious but also keep to the premise, I'm glad someone enjoyed it

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anotveryseriousman•

I think only Bubbles Sawduster should be taught in schools. No more science, no more history. Nothing but Mistybirths and ways of Kongs.

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DekuUBastard•

So many people took the bait, in both subs, and nobody gets the joke lmao

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CombocoreOP•

Honestly I thought everyone would get it when I posted here lmao

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