the security guards did not look happy
Posted Mar 27, 2022, 12:59 AM UTC
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Sadly I was not able to whip my balls out as the guards were watching pretty close.
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Should have taken a picture of your balls, put them in an envelope, walked up and said, special delivery for Ken, and walked away.
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Ligma delivery for Mr Griffin
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Courtesy of Ligma Consulting Group
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Imagine their impending doom. Just thinking about losing their pension and job when they fold. Maybe they can hire BCG to arrange some death spiral financing.
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I’m guessing they have no clue. Or have drank the cool aid and think whatever’s going on is akin to certain nonsensical things we’ve seen recently
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Not a HAPPY PLACE there right now.
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*ever
fify 👍
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Didn’t they relocate out of Chicago? Or was Kenny throwing a temper tantrum at the city if they were investigated?
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Loool, I went protesting downtown a few days in January, made a point to stop by the building and have a little dance break... These guys don't play. I really enjoyed messing with them 🤡 I think I made a few fans out of them. Got some waves and half-smiles after a couple days of doing it.
They were very quick to pull out their phones and photograph me as much as possible. I was wearing a mask, but the way one guy waited for a front-facing profile of me... I swear, he was looking to capture my retinas. I bet they ID'd me.
Dox me, daddy. IDGAF
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What do you think they were watching closely for?
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I'm guessing they get a lot of people screwing around out by the sign
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Well what they gonna do. Im making a Photo of the sidewalk and make the sign for happiness and stucking stuff up your butt: Middlefinger, in the frame
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I doubt they care about the sign. Probably more concerned that they’ve lost all their investor’s money and one of them will be coming for retribution
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They don't own the sidewalk..lol
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for rick of spades with a banana
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The security guards more than likely don't care and have no personal attachment to the building they guard. Also highly unlikely to be directly employed by citadel, but contracted. Also the security company that is contracted to guard the citadel building probably has contracts for other companies and will just be reassigned to another building if citadel doesn't retain their services. Do you think the security guards at citadel have any personal involvement in citadel's business?
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Nope but it's their business when idiots are always screwing around just outside the door to the building. I walked all over downtown and there was only one building I noticed a big huge fucking sign that said no trespassing and it was right outside their door.
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This is literally the only spot in Chicago where a business showed aggression towards my presence outside their building.
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I feel like it would be enjoyable to hand out pamphlets with the SEC whistle blower number as well as contact info to the SEC to everyone who enters or exits the building.
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Well they are about to be unemployed, I'd be upset too.
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Public street. They can go suck a dick
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I’d be pissed if I had to find a new job soon too. Lmayo
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I wouldn't look happy either if i had to deal with random apes all day long. Please remember that if you ever go there that the security guard is just a guy doing his job. He is not responsible for any of this.
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If the security guard is a smart, he has bought some Stonk as hedge of his futur layoff....
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Guards were told to watch for weapons grade autism.
Your comment really made me laugh. Thx! There is no defense to weapons grade autism. Trading may be a hard game but accumulating is an easy game. Fuck these guys. Resistance is futile. Pay me.
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Told a customer about GME today at work looks like he will be buying some on Monday
Damn did you tell him to DRS?
THIS IS THE WAY.
Buahahaha